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One day after work, a blonde walked into a pizza parlor and ordered a small personal pizza. When it was finished, the waiter asked the blonde if she wanted it cut into four pieces or eight.
The blonde thought a bit, and said "Better make it four, I'd never be able to eat eight."
Sally (no doubt a blonde) was painting her living room one hot day. "Why", her friend asked her, "are you wearing two jackets?".
"Because," said Sally, "the directions on the can said to put on two coats."
Did you hear about the blonde who complained to the judge about her car being towed away?
She told him there was a sign that said 'FINE FOR PARKING'.
Crying her eyes out, the blonde approached the policeman and said that her dog, Fido, was lost. When he suggested that she put an ad in the paper, the blonde replied, "Well, I thought of that, but then I remembered that dear little Fido can't read."
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