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Blah, Blah, Blah The CEO was scheduled to speak at an important convention, so he asked one of his employees to write him a punchy, 20-minute speech. When the CEO returned from the big event, he was furious. "What's the idea of writing me an hour-long speech?" he demanded to know. "Half the audience walked out before I finished." The employee was baffled. "I wrote you a 20-minute speech," he replied. "I also gave you the two extra copies you asked for." (Share this joke with a friend!) The jokes posted in this site were not composed by myself and I claim no copyright for them. This page and it's content, except where otherwise noted, are copyright ©2004 by Jim Watts. Last updated 2004-04-11 |