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Computer Acronyms Explained
Understanding acronyms at a glance is a crucial skill in today's fast-paced, high-tech world! The following list may help:
ISDN:
It Still Does Nothing.
APPLE:
Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity.
SCSI:
System Can't See It.
DOS:
Defective Operating System.
BASIC:
Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control.
IBM:
I Blame Microsoft.
DEC:
Do Expect Cuts.
CD-ROM:
Consumer Device:
Rendered Obsolete Monthly.
OS/2:
Obsolete Soon, Too.
WWW:
World Wide Wait.
MACINTOSH:
Most Applications Crash. If Not, The Operating System Hangs.
PENTIUM:
Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Math.
COBOL:
Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language.
AMIGA:
A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction.
LISP:
Lots of Infuriating Silly Parenthesis.
MIPS:
Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed.
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