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WORK Virus
Hi All,
I've been fighting a virus and believe I finally got it under control. The antidote is good but works slow and may take several weeks to completely eliminate the virus. Although I'm doing better, I'm going to continue the antidote for a while to be sure I'm back to normal.
Der Fishin' Fool
P.S. Below is the virus and antidote.
Virus warning: WORK
There is a dangerous virus going around. It is called WORK. If you receive WORK from your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else via e-mail or any other means, DO NOT TOUCH IT! This virus wipes out your private life completely.
If you should come into contact with WORK, put on your jacket, take two good friends and go straight to the nearest pub. Order the antidote known as BEER. Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
Forward this warning immediately to at least 5 friends. Should you realize that you do not have 5 friends, this means that you are already infected and that WORK already controls your life.
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