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Naval Radio Conversation
The following is a real radio conversation released by the chief of naval operations 10-10-95:
Americans: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the north to avoid a collision.
Canadians: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision.
Americans: This is the captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert your course.
Canadians: No, I say again, divert your course.
Americans: This is the Aircraft Carrier USS Enterprise. We are a large warship of the US Navy. Divert your course now!
Canadians: This is a small Canadian lighthouse. Your call.
This was the transcript of a radio conversation between a US naval ship and Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland.
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