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Golf Hustler Gets Goosed
An obvious golf hustler sees a priest about to tee off alone, so he says, "Father, may I join you?"
The priest replies, "Sure, I'm just playing nine."
The hustler says, "Why don't we make it interesting. Let's say, a hundred bucks for the nine holes?"
The priest says, "Okay, but you'll have to give me a two-goose handicap."
The hustler asks, "What's a two-goose handicap?"
The priest says, "Two times during the round, I get to goose you."
The hustler thinks to himself, Okay, 35 or 40 shots, two gooses, I'll cream him. "You're on," he tells the priest.
Some guys who were milling around listening in on the dealwatch the priest tee off, and then they watch the hustler tee up. Just as the hustler swings the driver, the priest reaches between the man's legs, grabs his balls, and the hustler slices the ball way off into the adjacent fairway. The kibitzers take off. A few hours later they come walking into the clubhouse. The hustler is sweaty and ragged and totally shot, and the priest is counting his five twenties.
One of the guys says to the hustler, "That priest only had two gooses, and we say him use the first one on the first tee shot. What the hell happened?"
The hustler says, "Did you ever try to play nine holes of gold waiting for that second goose?"
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