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Three senior-age ladies are sitting in a restaurant, chatting about various things. One lady says, "You know, I'm getting really forgetful. This morning, I was standing at the top of the stairs, and couldn't remember whether I had just come up, or was about to go downstairs."
The second lady says, "You think that's bad? The other day, I was sitting on the edge of my bed, and I couldn't remember whether I was going to bed, or had just woken up!"
The third lady smiles smugly, and says, "Well my memory's just as good as it ever was, knock on wood." She raps on the table. Then with a startled look on her face, she asks, "Who's there?"
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