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One Marine vs. the Taliban
A large group of Taliban soldiers are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a sand dune, "One Marine is better than ten Taliban!" The Taliban commander quickly sends ten of his best soldiers over the dune whereupon a gun-battle breaks out and continues for a few minutes, then silence.
The voice then calls out, "One Marine is better than one hundred Taliban." Furious, the Taliban commander sends his next top one hundred troops over the dune and instantly a huge gun fight commences. After ten minutes of battle, again silence.
The voice calls out again, "One Marine is better than one thousand Taliban." The enraged Taliban commander musters one thousand fighters and sends them across the dune. Cannon, rocket, and machine gun fire ring out as a huge battle is fought. Then silence.
Eventually one wounded Taliban fighter crawls back over the dune and with his dying words tells his commander, "Don't send any more men, its a trap. There's actually two of them."
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