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Outhouse Upgrade
A Nova Scotian was traveling in Newfoundland on business and he stayed at a Bed and Breakfast which had just been modernized. The outhouse had just been converted from a 1-seater to a 2-seater. He found this interesting as he had never used an outhouse where a 2nd person might come in. He decided to see what it would be like so he sat patiently 'til someone else finally came in.
This new guy was quick and he had the job over without saying a word. While he was getting up he pulled his pants up too quickly and about a dollar's worth of change fell into the pit. The first guy was thinking the guy's got to say something now but the quick guy pulls out his wallet, opens it up, pulls out a twenty-dollar bill and throws it into the hole.
The first guy speaks up, "What did you do that for?"
He answers, "You don't think I'm goin' down in there for a dollar's worth of change do you?"
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