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The German Clock Repairman
Harvey's grandfather clock suddenly stops working right one day so he loads it into his van and takes it to a clock repair shop. In the shop is a little old man who insists he is Swiss, though he has a heavy German accent. He asks Harvey, "Vat sims to be ze problem?"
Harvey says, "I'm not sure, but it doesn't go 'tick-tock-tick-tock' anymore. Now it just goes 'tick...tick...tick.'"
The old man says, "Mmm-Hm!" and steps behind the counter where he rummages around a bit. He emerges with a huge flashlight and walks over the grandfather clock. He turns the flashlight on, and shines it directly into the clock's face. Then he says in a menacing voice, "Ve haf vays of making you tock!"
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