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Whistling for Lobsters
Old man Johnson was carrying a pair of lobsters in a bucket down at the pier when a game warden stops him and asks, "Where's your fishing license?"
Johnson replies nonchalantly, "I didn't catch these lobsters, they're my pets. Every day I come down to the water and whistle. These two they jump out of the water and I take them for a walk, then return them at the end of the day. If you don't believe me, just watch." He walks to the edge of the pier and gingerly pours the two lobsters back into the water with care.
The warden challenges Johnson saying, "Now whistle, and show me that the lobsters will come back to you."
Johnson replies in a manner of complete innocense, "What lobsters?"
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