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Q: What do you get when you toss a hand grenade into a kitchen in France?
A: Linoleum Blownapart.
Q: Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided?
A: Both crews were marooned.
Q: Why did the Maharishi refuse Novocain when he had his tooth pulled?
A: He wanted to transcend dental medication.
Q: Did you hear about the two men from the monastery who opened a fish-and-chips fast food restaurant?
A: One was the fish friar, the other was the chip monk.
A city in Alaska passed a law outlawing all dogs. It became known as Dogless Fairbanks.
A man goes to a dermatologist with a rare skin disease. The doctor says, "Try a milk bath." So the guy goes to the grocery store and tells the dairy manager he needs enough milk to take a bath.
The dairy guys ask "You want that pasteurized?"
"Nah," the man replied. "Up to my chin should do it."
A scientist cloned himself but the experiment created a duplicate that used very foul language. As the clone cursed and swore, the scientist finally pushed it out the window, and it fell to its death. Later the scientist was arrested for making an obscene clone fall.
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