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The Clairvoyant Little Boy
There was once a clairvoyant little boy, who could foresee the future. One night while saying his prayers, the little boy was heard to finish, "God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma, good-bye Grandpa." The next day his grandfather dropped dead of a heart attack.
A few weeks later, the little boy was praying, "God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, good-bye Grandma." The next day his poor grandmother was hit by a bus while crossing the street. She never felt a thing.
A month or so later, the little boy was praying and said, "God bless Mommy, good-bye Daddy."
His father panicked. He had himself driven, very carefully and slowly, to work, by an armed guard in an armored security truck he hired. He couldn't concentrate, however, thinking about those words, "Good-bye Daddy." He finally came home early, but very carefully.
He was met at the front door by his wife, who said, "What do you think happened today, dear? The most awful thing! The milkman dropped dead on the back porch."
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