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Happy in Hell
A farmer dies and goes to hell. When he gets there he thinks, "Well, this isn't so bad."
The Devil sees him so happy, approaches him, and says, "It's 80 degrees with 70 percent humidity. Why are you so happy?"
The farmers says, "This reminds me of May when I used to plant my crops." So the devil goes over and turns up the heat to 90 degrees and the humidity up to 90 percent.
He notices that the farmer is still very happy so he says, "It's 90 degrees and 90 percent humidity, why are you so happy?"
The farmer says, "This reminds me of June and July when I would tend to my crops and work the fields."
By now the Devil is getting quite upset and turns it up to 120 with 100 percent humidity.
The farmer just says, "This reminds me of when I harvested my crops in August."
The Devil then thinks to himself, "I'll show this guy." He goes over and turns the thermostat down to 20 degrees with zero humidity. He looks over and sees the guy jumping for joy and screaming and hollering. The devil goes over there and asks, "What do you have to be happy about now?"
The excited man replies, "The Cubs have won the World Series!"
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