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Sarah Pepalini
Three nuns die and go to heaven where they are met by St. Peter at the pearly gates. St. Peter says, "Ladies, you've all led such wonderful lives that I'm granting you six months to go back to Earth and be anyone you want".
The first nun says, "I want to be Bo Derek," and *POOF* she's gone.
The second says, "I want to be Madonna," and *POOF* she's gone.
The third says, "I want to be Sarah Pepalini."
St. Peter looked perplexed. "Who?" he asks.
"Sarah Pepalini," replied the nun.
St. Peter shakes his head and says, "I'm sorry, that name just doesn't ring a bell." The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it to St. Peter. He reads the paper and starts laughing. He hands it back to her and says, "No Sister, this says, 'Sahara Pipeline laid by 500 men in seven days!'"
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