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Visiting the Parishioner
A priest went into the country to pay a visit to a 92-year-old church member. She welcomed him into the parlor. While she made tea, he looked around and saw a beautiful oak pump organ with a cut glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was half filled with water and a condom was floating on top of it. He dare not say anything!
After tea, curiosity got the best of him and he asked her about it. She said "While in town I found a package on the sidewalk and took it home. The directions on the back said 'keep wet and put on your organ to prevent disease', and you know I think it works, I haven't had a cold all winter."
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