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Esther and Gertrude had been friends for over fifty years. Gertrude moved to Florida over ten years ago and both women have been widows for a few years. One day Esther went to visit Gertrude and the following conversation takes place as they are sitting in the gazebo...
Esther: "You know Gertie, It is hard to believe that your Samuel and my Ephraim have been gone now for over three years."
Gertrude: "I know. I miss my Sammy everyday."
Esther: "What do you do when you are in the mood?"
Gertrude: "Me, I just suck on a lifesaver."
Esther: "That's easy for you. You live on the beach."
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