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The Farmer's Daughter
A traveling salesman's car broke down late one night. He saw a nearby farm house and knocked at the door. When the farmer answered the door the salesman ask if he had a place he could sleep until the next day, when he could get his car fixed.
The farmer said, "Yes I do, but you will have to sleep with my daughter. She isn't home right now, but there's her room. Just go right on in and get in bed."
He did so, and a few hours later the daughter comes home. She strips off and gets in bed after a while the man feels the girl push on him and he inquires, "yes?"
She says, "You've got my favorite side of the bed. Can we change sides?"
He said, "Sure," and gets up and walks around to the other side. A few minutes later he feels her pushing his shoulder again. Again he asks what she wants and she replies, "I still can't get to sleep. Can we change sides again?"
He said sure and gets up, walks around the bed, and climbs back in. A while later he feels her again and he asks her in an annoyed tone, "What do you want now?"
Again she asks if they could change sides and again he agrees. But Just as he's about to climb out of bed for the third time, she stops him and says, "Just roll over me."
When he got on top of her she said, "You know what I want," and he said, "I sure do! You want the whole damn bed!"
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